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FRANCE: Nude beaches. Friend. #countriescainmissed

I keep hearing Wagner operas in my head like I should be cast in a Lars Von Trier movie or something?

RT @MarsCuriosity: I HAVE LIFTOFF!

Here, read 1200 words about Mitt Romney’s hair so I don’t feel so lonely. http://t.co/Kja3ZXJk

RT @robertdanin: Have confirmation from top aide to secstat Clinton MT @NickKristof: State Dept aware of arrest & beating of @MonaEltaha …

No questions about the threats we face from Shariah-compliant turkeys. Disappointing.

I liked these Ernst and Young people more when they were Andersen. #AMA

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A rising tide also creates dangerous rip currents.